First step -
... catch her.
Second step -
... Hold on to her.
Third step -
... While holding on to her, try to get to your cuffs/rope/whatever you can get your hands on.
Fourth step -
... Carry her to the bed/cross/whatever is handy.
Fifth step -
... Stop and try to catch your breath (while still trying to hold on to her).
Sixth step -
... Catch her again.
Seventh step -
... Threaten her with bodily harm if she doesn't stand still.
Eighth step -
... Catch her again.
Ninth step -
... Threaten to gag her if she doesnt stop laughing.
Tenth step -
... Drag her back to the bed/cross/whatever is handy.
Eleventh step -
... Secure her wiggling body.
Twelfth step -
... Take a nap.
Thirteenth step -
... Choose your paddle/ crop/ flogger/ whatever is handy.
Fourteenth step -
... Wake her up.
Fifteenth step -
... Gag her to stop the giggling.
Sixteenth step -
... Repeatedly smack her ass till she quits shaking with laughter.
Seventeenth step -
... Continue spanking till she starts to moan.
Eighteenth step -
... Give up. No matter what you do you know she's enjoying the hell out of it.
This isn't punishment, it's her way of making you please her.
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